rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

upper humper

the guy who is banging your girl friend, usually a better love maker than you, larger penis than you, and is probably banging you loved one right now.

fuck man my girl broke up with me for a upper humper

by harrypothead1990 August 2, 2011

twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

snuggle humpkin

"Snuggle Humpkin" is the seemingly cute nickname attributed to a halloween date rape.

1: Yo, did you see that girl in the cat costume last night?
2: Yeah man, she was messed up!
1: I think she was roofied.

2: Just another one lost to old man snuggle humpkin.

by Elyasis November 2, 2013

Hemorrhoid Humper

I giant pain in you ass

The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.

by jerk store June 21, 2016

ga humpy

When you make a mistake just say, "ah ga humpy."

I just shit my pants. Ah ga humpy.

by Jeffismynamebitch April 19, 2018

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019