"He got caught smuggling 7 kilo's of 'hammer' back from Thailand. Luckily he didn't have to go to jail there."
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a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl
by your mom September 8, 2003
Get the hammer handle mug.The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:
A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.
B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.
Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.
Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.
B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.
Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.
Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.
Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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Get the Hamme mug.A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.
Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
Anon 2: How could you tell?
Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.
Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
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