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Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.
Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.
by Avery the Great July 13, 2011
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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.
- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle
by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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smog on the hog

Slang for an instance in which flatulence occurs upon the male genitalia, typically during sexual intercourse.
"Dude, I hooked up with Jessica last night."
"Right after the bean-eating contest?"
"Yeah bro, there was a lotta smog on the hog."
by BenjaminOneGraves April 26, 2022
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girthy hog

When you’ve got a GIRTHY penis.
Did you see his hog?”
“It’s so girthy!!”
“He definitely has a girthy hog”
by pca13 May 23, 2018
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