Nursing home

a roadblock between a quick and painless death

When I get old and can barely take care of myself, Im not going into a nursing home. If I die from falling, O well! At least I didnt spend my last years around a bunch of control freak nurses telling me what to do all day, with a crappy dorm room full of medical shit, and eating in this crappy cafeteria eating mush.

by jerry121878 June 13, 2011

sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

Walk-Off Home Run

A term in sports lingo that has gotten completely out of control. Originally coined by Dennis Eckersley in 1993 to describe a home run of such power that you don't even turn around to look ... you just walk off the mound.

The corny fools at ESPN - and their brain dead followers - now use the term to decribe virtually any play that ends the game; walk-off hit, balk, double, single, etc.

"Game-ending" and "Game-winning" have surrendered.

If we use the term "Walk-Off Home Run" why not ... "The Mets lost in the bottom of the 10th on a walk-off groundout."

by Trendon July 20, 2009

Pimpin' at home

What young adults who live at home with mom and dad--rent free, expense free--do.

Billy: Check out the Mercedes Sammy's rollin' in. How much money is he makin' at Mickey Dees?
Jimmy: He don't make that much. He's just pimpin' at home.

by AceAudi July 3, 2008

anywhere but home

Album released by Evanescence in 2004. It is the recording of a live presentation at The Zenith in Paris capturing the special moments of that magical night, as well as footage from the band and the 4 clasical music videos from Fallen. It includes a majority of songs from Fallen but also featuring some covers and the new release of Missing. It comes with a two disc set (DVD and CD).

Both Fallen, The Open Door and Anywhere But Home are examples of Evanescence's albums

by evans-goth November 10, 2008

mormon home run

An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.

Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.

Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."

by phreak June 14, 2004