goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

Goon corners

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards

i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1

by limelipslover May 26, 2025

Goon

To masturbate

He’s been gooning all day!

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Goon

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.

Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now”

by Jlipo June 1, 2025

Goonable

1. Describes how stimulating, hypnotic, or arousing a piece of media is, especially in the context of gooning (i.e., extended edging or getting lost in a trance-like state during masturbation). The more “goonable” something is, the easier it is to lose yourself in it for hours.

2. A rating of how ideal something is for a goon session — visuals, sounds, vibes, etc.

“Bro, this video is insanely goonable — I’ve been zoned out for like an hour.”
“That model’s voice? 100% goonable.”

by jjsko_ June 1, 2025

Goon

Masturbation, to fucking masturbate. I don't care what introverted pie says.

Man I goonned so hard to lollies boobs last night

by Purple Demi venison June 3, 2025

Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)

"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"

by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025