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CERN Goggles

See CERN Syndrome.

A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
by TheCERNicorn August 13, 2012
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Obama Goggles

Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
by flagdecal December 20, 2013
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crush goggles

a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.
Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag
by nicoleamy April 28, 2014
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Australian Dirt Goggles

When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"
The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"
by Vuaso August 13, 2012
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Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man receives oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Yell3p April 6, 2020
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Gigglepiss

When one laughs so hard one pisses one's self.
He did tell a joke and they did gigglepiss themselves and the day was good.
by Jofomofo February 8, 2008
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Giggleplexus

A fictional organ in the body. Located between the ribs and chest. Slight jarring of the giggleplexus cause giggling.
The other day I went to the doctor because I couldn't giggle and he said my giggleplexus was broken.
by Gigglebro March 17, 2009
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