Pro-gamer

Someone who enjoys computer games (too much). Often possesses a bloated sense of self.

Wow, you're a Pro-gamer!

by :> July 30, 2005

Gamer

A person who doesn't have a life.

Jack: Why do you look so pale, like a person without a life
Me: Dude, I'ma goddamn gamer

by sync_pro June 2, 2018

blonde gamer moment

1. a blonde moment, applied to a video game context

2. aa error committed through ditziness or foolishness while playing a video game

3. any kind of error made in gameplay by a player who knows the game well enough to have known better

Example 1:

Rob: "Dude, you forgot to get the Master Materia!"

Steve: "Yeah, man, I know. I had a blonde gamer moment and discarded Bahamut."

Example 2:

"Aeslynn knows the Final Fantasy series very well. She almost never has a blonde gamer moment."

Example 3:

"Aaron accidentally used Cure 3 against Bizarro Sephiroth. What a blonde gamer moment that was!"

by KyuuketsukiMiyu July 7, 2008

hipster gamer

A hipster gamer is actually more social than your average person. They like a lot if old games that most have already forgotten or most people never liked. They also enjoy any game that has bizarre characters and an unconventional story line. They make great friends and can be eye openers to the less known side of the gaming world.

Person#1: "Toilet Kids was my childhood! No other game can ever reach its level of perfection!"

Person#2: "OMG, you are such a hipster gamer!"

by ChewbaccaKnight March 13, 2016

gamer

n. a person with no life beyond the keyboard and/or controllers that they so desperately cling to on a daily basis.

Gamer's have no life.

by acidbathory January 8, 2009

Heated gamer moment

When you starting raging so hard that you shit yourself

Streamer: shits themself out of anger
Tier 3 sub: guys chill out he just had a heated gamer moment

by Generic Idiot September 8, 2021

gamer

Any professional hat, usually baseball, in mint condition. The brim will be flat, with the holograms still included on the bottom. That hat can be tilted, depending on region or affiliation. The hat can sit low, or rest gently on the top of the head (aka perching).

John Boy got that new throwback Cubs gamer to match his blue Nikes.

by Magooter March 14, 2009