A glazer is a mf who bootlicks or tries to have a casual conversation with a police officer during a scene. People so attention-hungry that they suck up to the officer and act like their friend.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
ex.) An officer is performing an arrest on a criminal and random npcs that are spectating try to interact/distract with the officer.
Officer: "Ma'am, please step back."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
Cop Glazer(Some guy): "Officer y'know, the crazy thing is that I'm from Minnesota and things like this happen all the time. Surprised that you guys have to put up with this in Utah too. Golly. I'm sorry you have to deal with this kind of thing. Y'know, my son called and told me what was happening and I just couldn't believe what I was hearing."
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Cajun Glaze is the act of a man ejaculating in a person's mouth then sprinkling a pinch of Tony's seasoning on top before swallowing.
Dude I just Cajun glazed that chick.
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My ass has been on fire ever since I got Cajun glazed by my crawfish dealer.
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A Ye Glazer is a kanye fan who makes his entire personality out on kanye and only kanye. they will swear at you if you like Graduation/MBDTF. There favourite album is College Dropout. Also he agrees with kanye in any situation like the " i do find good things about-"
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