German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

German water

Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.

Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink

American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.

It has healing properties for all!"

by von groovy July 17, 2024

german house music

Noun: a nickname for a blow job

Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis

She hates to make German house music.

by FreeOJ November 29, 2019

german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff

example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein

by ali._ January 19, 2025

German Cocaine

Sugar

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020

German aquarium

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.

German aquariums….so hot right now.

by SmugFrog December 17, 2022

German Air_Raid

Conducting a German Air_Raid ( aka Throwing the Red Barons hat) is The act of replacing the meat byproduct in a polish sausage with something bile, like a plastic wrapped turd, then proceeding to serve it on a Red Baron pizza and throwing it off like a frisbee a someone who is Jewish. : Throwing a bile encased sausage by itself while frowning at a Jew is known as a Luftwaffe Dive-Bomb or Luftwaffe Assault

Terry cleaned out the septic tank last Tuesday, and decided to go downtown and initiate a German Air_Raid on a Jewish prohibitionists on pork and chilly group: Horacio was so mad at me, he threw The Red Barons Hat into the synagogue

by BufasMovingCo. June 19, 2019