united front

a term used for a group of two or more people walking in front of you who are walking really slow, and you are having trouble getting around them because the walkway is too narrow and/or there are people walking in the opposite direction, and it enrages you so much you think they are conspiring against you.

Tedward: those fatasses were walking in front of me and i just couldn't get around them

Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!

by Saparmurat December 3, 2010

hairy front butt

On a woman, typically an older woman who has had children, the extended out area near her uterus; but below her stomach. The appearance is similar to a butt that is located in the front.

Frank walked into Eddie's room with a pale ghost-like look on his face.

"What is wrong?" Eddie asked.
"Your mom, she was just getting out of the shower when I walked in on her accidentally. I saw her hairy front butt with no clothes covering it." Frank replied while making retching sounds.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018

front buns

mooseknuckle, cameltoe, ninja foot. When the shape of a fat bitch's twat is blatantly visible through tight pants.

Damn, check out the front buns on that whale!!!

by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

Holla Front, GET CRAZY!

almost the same as "Holla Back", but used to end a convo. with more spice.

person one: iight im out
person two: aiight one
Person one: Holla Front, GET CRAZY!

by Jay-j May 7, 2003

Frontage

Noun. Frontal Viewage.

Girl 1: I saw him naked.
Girl 2: did you see his frontage?
Girl 1: mmhmm.

by That Gurl 7 August 4, 2006

front butt call

another name for a booty call. but with the front sections.

Friend 1: He's telling me to call him!

Friend 2: HAH, it must be a front butt call.

by JellyBee June 16, 2009

Front Royal, Virginia

A beautiful little town nestled in the Shenandoah Valley that has been improved drastically by newcomers, who are retired or currently work in the greater DC area. Well known for it's hard line against deviant behaviors of an unruly few, the town is a panacea for those needing an escape from the rat race of the surrounding cities. It has recently become a Mecca of fine dining, boutique shops and lovely seasonal festivals.

Front Royal, VIrginia is the home of a Wine and Craft Festival in Spring, Kris Kringle Festival in winter, Festival of Leaves in Autumn and free live music every Sunday at the Gazebo in the center of town during the summer.

by Marcof May 18, 2013