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Failblog moment
When someone makes such an embarrassingly stupid mistake that it is worthy to be on Failblog.org in picture or video form. The funny equivalent to a kodak moment.
Actual example from Failblog.org:
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.
That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using 'cheetos'. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year old man and a 44-year old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation'. Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault. Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt. They both were posted with a bond of $2,500.
That is a perfect example of a Failblog moment.
Failblog moment by Dj Djuric July 22, 2009
failest
*Cristina tries to push a chair onto the carpet*
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
Carol: "Wow your attempt to push a chair onto the carpet was the failest thing i've ever seen"
Emily: "Yoooo let's go smoke some more bud!"
Cristina:"you try"
*Carol successfully pushes chair onto rug*
Ergo, failure.
failest by supergroup May 11, 2008
Failfailha
A way of describing the 'Kamehameha' technique from the Dragonball: Evolution movie.
It is used to show that the movie ruined the original technique from the anime and manga of Dragonball and failed to be an accurate representation.
It is used to show that the movie ruined the original technique from the anime and manga of Dragonball and failed to be an accurate representation.
The techinique kamehameha from the Dragonball: Evolution movie should be renamed failfailha because it wasnt an accurate representation of the original.
Failfailha by Brinny-Chan June 19, 2009
Failboater
An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through
Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"
"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009
Failstrom
A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.