fake and gay

"fake and gay" is the combination of the two most common insults in the limited vocabulary of the stereotypical YouTube troll. They were mashed together as a parody by popular webshow host RayWilliamJohnson (or RWJ) in his online series, "=3".

Since then, fantards of the show who are incapable of original wit use "fake and gay" as a sort of battle cry, spamming it in the comments section of any video Ray links them to- much to the bemusement of whoever made the vid or anyone else who watches it.

Contrary to popular belief/denial, "fake and gay" was never funny.

Variations include "false and homosexual", while, although slightly funnier, is equally as unoriginal.

*VIDEO*
Comment 1: Awesome, nice job with the effects!
Comment 2: LOL this is gonna go viral for sure
Comment 3: fake and gay
Comment 4: fake and gay
Comment 5: fake and gay
Comment 6: Oh great, here come the =3 retards...

by Hurrrrrr March 7, 2010

phili fake out

While fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and tell her that your done. When she turns around, proceed to wank it and nut in her eye. The phili fake out often leads to a mild to serious case of glaucoma.

Since Sally didn't like taking my juice in her mouth, I decided to pull the phili fake out on her to remind her who the real boss is.

by Toni Kukoc May 6, 2006

failer

Noun. A person that tries and tries again with no success until they finally become wealthy, popular, and/or loved by the masses.

That guy is such a failer, he should just call it a day and try again tomorrow.

by Mattnchico June 11, 2006

fake Asian

Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.

"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"

by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019

fake punk

Turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

Hey, usemytoes, turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

by Jawn January 15, 2004

Fake Person

A person who says they bang but doesn't know any other stack/gang sign than their gang & who usually try's to make them selves seem "better than you" by being on you're dick all the time, A person who usually brags & has to include themselves in & every conversation/situation & makes it apart of their "life" & who has an explanation/excuse for why they failed or lied or just for anything.
Fake hood rat---> 775 842-7432

Example 1
Person 1- Have you ever been to a rave ?
Person 2 - Yeh (Not done with answer)
Fake Person - (Fake person interrupts) PSHHH! I ALLWAYS GO TO RAVES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!
Person 1 - So why aren't you there now?
Fake Person - Because i don't like raves! duh!
Person 1 - So why do you go to them?
Fake Person - Because...gangsters don't go to raves!
Person 1 - So why did you say "you go every Friday night"?
Fake Person - (Quiet) & Smiles

Example 2
Person 1 - Eh dawg does that fool bang blue?
Person 2 - Yeah fool he was here ye (Not done talking)
Fake Person - (Interrupts) NO HE DONT! I WOULD KNOW I BANG BLUE B.N.C.! Throws up B.N.C.
*Conversation killed by the fake person*

Example 3
Person 1 - Hey lets go play guitar hero dawg
Person 2 - Ok fool but you'll whoop my ass though lol
Person 1 - I know fool! lol
Fake Person - (Talking to person 2) YOU SUCK AT GUITAR HERO!
Person 2 - I know but its still fun
Fake Person - SO WHY DO YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK!!?
Person 1 & 2 walk away to go play guitar hero
Fake Person - IDK WHY YOU PLAY IF YOU SUCK !(Follows Person 1 & 2)

by Cesar Nava July 3, 2010