facebook voyer

Person on facebook that doesn't go online and never post comments or replies. Just looks at other people's posts.

I never see Johnny on facebook but he sure knows a lot about all my posts and my pictures. He's a facebook voyer so I will defriend him.

by bberk1 September 25, 2009

facebook fonies

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.

Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.

by abject.hana January 26, 2009

Facebook Scrooge

A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
Often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.

Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.
John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.
Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.
John Barns: Jessie man, tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!
Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and everything!!!
Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only notification action you get.
Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11

by slyg May 10, 2009

facebook drunkie

the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. The message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate sexual slurs, and their true feelings about you. This person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. Please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.

rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said "i louves yourdss tittzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu<x3."

brooke: ewwww.. ignore that.. he is a total facebook drunkie. he messaged me last week.

by braovahaaaaa September 19, 2009

Fabonaah

A word to show Happiness/joy/celebration in Sim language, usually accompanied by waving your arms above your head.

Person 1: Hey man, I just got us some KFC!

Person 2: Fabonaah!

Person 1: What?

Person 2: It means Rewenge

Person 1: ...

by Notrub little beard January 15, 2010

facebookdotcommed

When one feels the obsessive need to go for holidays parties and do 'meaningfull' or 'fun' things in thier lives only in order to put up pictures of these events on facebook for other people to see and feel jealous of, one is then said to have been facebookdotcommed by ones obsession to live ones life wholly on facebook only for others viewing purposes!

girl 1 :my life sucks!! everyone else seems to be having so much more fun !...... I want to put up more pictures on facebook!!

girl2 :oh boyy! u are so facebookdotcommed.

girl3 (realises shes facebookdotcommed) : I am so facebookdotcommed!!..... I dont seem to enjoy my self anymore anywhere if i dont have a camera!!! to post pics later!.......Maybe I need to get a real life.

girl2: oh boyy! u need to go on a facebookation

girl 2 then walks out and secretly goes online to check for new notifications on the pics she posted last night.(she is so facebookdotcommed!!!)

by urkaron April 16, 2010

Facebook napalm

A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."

Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!

by Marginal August 18, 2010