Sword Fight

The battle that takes place over a female at a predominately male party or gathering.

I could not talk to the only hot girl there because there was already a sword fight around her.

by LeeL November 16, 2007

fire fighter

A male who wants to have sex with a female with red/orange pubis hairs. The female would be the fire. Like a fire crotch because she has red/orange hair. The Fighter would be the male trying to bag the female. The hose would be his penis, along with the water his manly juices. It all makes sense, fire fighter!

"Mark wants to be a fire fighter tonight"
"didnt he get enough yellow fever last night to hold him off?!"

"Dude that chics FIRE"
"It's fighting time."

by B.Parks October 3, 2007

you can't fight the moonlight

Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.

"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."

by tengu shoes November 8, 2004

Faught

word used to describe something unbelievably wrong. Commonly paired with Brady to enhance the phrase.

antonym: sproat

Mung is Faught.

Raping babies is Brady Faught.

by B_obby May 16, 2006

Asian Fight

A fight in which 2 or more Asians participate in a battle of whits. Usually happens when the parties involved have a dispute over their favorite pokemon or whether dragonball Z or Inuyasha are the better anime. The battle itself is fought with Ti-89 calculators and complex fractions.

Asian #1: Charmander is the best pokemon ever!
Asian #2: Squirttle would kick Charmander's ass, as his weakness is water, and I know this because I am Asian.
People walking in halls: Asian Fight!

by MikeydaV May 26, 2006

I fight for my freinds

To fight for the sole purpose of your freinds, even if there not with you or you don't have any.

Ike: I fight for my freinds.

Some Guy: Really can you tell me who they are?

Ike: .........

by DatClowndude August 18, 2010

cock fight

A game where 2 fags scream enguard and proceed to smack each other with their cocks.

Billy whiped out his cock and smacked James across the face.

by Angry white guy. October 28, 2003