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Dr. Beak is recognisable from his beaklike mask, cowboy hat and long cape.

He likes to sneak a bit of cannabis in his beak to relax on his daily excursions.

There is a 'Fit Boys' vampire porn in one of the pockets of his cape.

He wears Rudolph novelty socks.

He was created by two mooks

Fact: A bat urinated on him.

He has a Swedish accent and no friends apart from his boyfriend, Stella, who works in the local brothel.
"Do you vant fries with that?"
"Uh - yes please Dr.Beak!"
Dr.Beak by Alimoook December 30, 2007
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Dr. McPanda 

Dude #1: "Hey, bro. You look like a Dr. McPanda. You shouldn't have eaten all that LSD."

Dude #2: "Oh, NO!! the STOP sign is trying to eat me, so is the GROUND!!"
Dr. McPanda by Dr. Mcpanda. March 1, 2009
a torture weapon used during a hellish classroom
hey, calm down or we will release Dr. T. into the classroom!!
Dr. T by manpreet kajakaja April 18, 2006

Dr. Pepper 

Dr. Pepper PWNZ all other drinks!
Dr. Pepper by Keaton Prower January 23, 2004

Dr. Faux-chi 

Any person with no more than a high school level of knowledge in the field of chemistry or biology who believes they know as much as a world renowned immunologist.
That guy who talked about injecting Lysol and ultraviolet lights into our bodies is a real Dr. Faux-chi
Dr. Faux-chi by Timinator62 May 25, 2020

Dr. Seuss Hair 

In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.
"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"
Dr. Seuss Hair by Bspot May 1, 2008