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Dr. Seuss Hair 

In the age of Hi-Dif porn, one will occasionally observe a single missed vaginal or anal-area hair on a female pornstar's otherwise shaved pubis. Much like the single hair on a Dr. Seuss character.

"Yo that video was hot, but did you see that girl's Dr. Seuss Hair? It was all by itself!"

Dr. Seuss Hair by Bspot May 1, 2008

Poop Knuckle 

The result of an improper angle of approach when wiping your ass from a particularly messy poop-session. Poop gets on your knuckle. Usually occurs when you lift a cheek to the side and attempt a wipe.

Steve liked to lean to the left when he wiped his ass. This often resulted in a nasty case of poop knuckle.

Poop Knuckle by Bspot January 14, 2008