doorhorseafish

1) a horse that had coitus with a door and a fish. thus producing a doorhorseafish.

2) referring to male genitals

3) a creature that lurks at the bottom of the ocean that only eats wood and drinks water, but doesn't eat soggy wood.

Grandma got run over by a doorhorseasfish
Oh my you have such a large doorhorseafish
*unknow white rapper* "what rhymes with metamorphosis?" *special friend* "I know DOORHORSEAFISH!!"

by ADPmeta April 28, 2011

Door Draft

v. The act of slipping through a door closely behind someone as to not have to re open or touch the door(and ultimately make them do the work for you ^.^)

I had my hands in my pockets like a D Bag so i had to door draft this chick at school so i didnt have to ruin my perfect style

by *NuLL* June 14, 2011

Door Shadowing

1.The act of walking directly behind someone so when they open a door, you can slip through after them without having to hold it.
2. The act of walking directly behind someone so that when they open a door, they have no choice but to hold it open for you.

Dude, I was totally out of it this morning, so I door shadowed some chick for almost 10 minutes.

Man, I hate when people are door shadowing all over me.

by Plethora Girl September 16, 2011

Door Damage

An alternative term used to describe the cover charge for a live event, usually an underground music performance.

"You see the door damage for the Tom Waits show this month? SO expensive!"

by isitatomic May 27, 2012

Door Chips

When people drop chips off at your door...

Yo, that man just door chips me!!

by TBAL July 31, 2012

Djort

Dad Jean Shorts. The D is silent.

The equivalent to mom jeans for moms are djorts for dads.

by Hey Geez June 22, 2016

Door stander

People who stand in a door way blocking other people to get through without knowing

Guy 1- what?!, what are those guys doing?
Guy 2- i don't know dude, they must be door standers

by Butthole fuck August 8, 2016