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Devil Time

The embodiment of head-assery. Everything including morals, well-being, respect, and humbleness is gone and you turn into a pure hot blooded delinquent with no remorse for anything you say or do.

These are the 3 ways to acquire “Devil Time” and how to know if you reached it.

1. Everyone in your group HAS to be on demon time. If you are a Demon Time Conduit this will be an easy step.
2. You could be the “nice guy”, and get to the last straw, and unleash all that toxicity and negative thoughts you’ve always had.

3. If you are overly excited, and you can’t feel anything, but energy rushing inside of you without needing an energy drink, or a perc 30.

How to know if you’ve reached it: It’s simple your body will feel the effects the morning after.
“Bro it was like he was on Devil Time, forget demon time this man was on a whole new level”.
by TaeLegend September 5, 2021
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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Devil’s Persona

The Devil’s Persona is when a person is deliberately trying to paint themselves as a bad person, like they would like to be known as the “bully” and directly act like a bully.
by Han from myspace December 22, 2021
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Devil's Cum

Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.

Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.

Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.
"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"
by tenkunsfw March 11, 2022
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Devil Juice

When a woman has very seductive energy and can draw any man in to her grasp. A woman who can sexually possess any man with her sexual capabilities , and make them go crazy for her. A woman who fucks but doesn’t get fucked… A woman who is amazing in bed…

When the kitty is so good, you fuck around and make him fall in love with it.

That my friends is called Devil Juice.

If you got those qualities, and can make any many you choose to feel like that… If you allow it of course. The you got Devil juice.
Riley: My date last night was amazing!

Su: Yes, what happened?

Riley: Well, he got some kitty…Then he made me breakfast in the morning and lunch, ran me a bath, gave me a massage..
Su: Your joking, after one date? He’s on you like that?

Riley: Yup, he’s on his way now to pick me up for date number 2!

Su: Haha oh shit, he’s fucked now, you infected him with your devil juice !
by Waxing Gibbous February 18, 2022
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Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
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Devil’s Handshake

When you shove a tiny funnel inside your penis then proceed to pour chilli powder down the funnel. Then vigorously maturbate until nutting your spicy load all over your woman
I was a little bored last night so decided to give the wife a Devil’s Handshake
by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
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