jez's dad

A Old Shit Who RKO'S Little Children And Has Alzheimer Who Is A Undertaker.

Jez's Dad Is A nonce.

by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Dad vag

A dad that is just a big ass hole

Ugh my dad is such a dad vag

by Grandma July 20, 2016

Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019

Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild

I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)

by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017

Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no

Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”

by Mcchocherpants April 11, 2019

black dad

Something that isn't there.

I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.

by DASsimna January 19, 2017

Dad Pun

1)Similar to a knee slapper. Basically an unfunny joke. Does not always have to be a pun. Name comes from lame dads who aren't great at coming up with very funny jokes, so when trying to look cool in front of their kids' friends.

1)uncool dad:"hey did you youngsters hear about the three legged dog?"

son/daughter (sarcastically):"No! Why don't you tell us about it!?"

dad:"well a three-legged dog in the old west walks into a saloon and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw!'"

(nobody laughs, followed by awkward silence and cricket noises)

kid:"Wow, nice Dad Pun!"

by dhawk123 March 8, 2009