CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

cuddleloves

Cuddling between people who love each other.

Chris and Sara had cuddleloves after they got engaged.

by Sara July 28, 2009

Cuddling

A PG term for dicking your girlfriend.

She was so wet while we were cuddling.

by Thatdude31444 February 11, 2020

cuddlefuck

when you are passed out drunk and someone who you would never have otherwise cuddled with cuddles with you. their motivation is strictly personal as they will usually be the "best girl friend" who is in love with the cuddlefuckee who would never date her ever cause she is kinda fat and annoying.

oh dude! after you passed out that fugly chick totally cuddlefucked you! we took pictures and sent them to your mom!!!

by the anti-clique August 11, 2006

friend cuddling

Cuddling between two "just friends". They can be male or female, but if one is male and one is female, the guy usually wants to bone.

"I couldn't smash Bethany last night, so I had to settle for friend cuddling" ):

by Dippy Power July 1, 2017

queef caddle

The act of a farmers cows grazing on the prairie with syptoms of farts forming from the vaginal area (see queef)

Farmer- " boy I rekon one day u will be able to have a queef caddle just like ur papa"
Boy- " yaa pops I want to follow in ur footsteps"

by the dusty foot philoSipher January 23, 2009

cuddleslut

An ugly whore who wears too much makeup but refuses to engage in any physical activity beyond cuddling.

Wow, trick is such a frigg'n cuddleslut.

by Owl! March 15, 2004