chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.

That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.

by Luv406liv509 January 9, 2024

chapstick maxing

Using chapstick on your penis to help with the fluidity of jelqing

I was chapstick maxing when I rubbed my penis with chapstick

by Nathaniel D February 5, 2024

capsaicin cookie

hot, in both ways. Literally made out of magma and capsaicin.

Person: Capsaicin cookie is fine asf
Person2: I know, they are hot. Literally.

by Iloveglaishur November 26, 2023

capsaicin

mhm spicy

JAMALIUS LAQUARIUS JANUARIUS THE 3RD: damn that is spicy
SOME NERD: Cus it has capsaicin you damn nigger. That's what makes it spicy yo.

by ISOPROPYLALCOHOL December 5, 2023

capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.

" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024

Chapster

the term to describe someone who smacks their lips loudly, producing the "tsk" sound as they eat or talk, resulting in saliva shooting outta their mouths

GOD, the Chapster that is my coworker is eating like a hog again, even earplugs can't drown out the noise his mouth is making.

by Tetrabon March 17, 2024

capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.

Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 23, 2024