a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
by SmashTheState August 20, 2023
Get the plastic cowboymug. When you take turns frosting your friends in your horse ejaculate like the snow on the himalayan mountains
Aww man, I really wish me and dixon would've been doing the Himalayan cowboy together, but I got stuck with this bitch Sheryllen
by WalnUUUUUT September 8, 2022
Get the Himalayan Cowboymug. Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.
The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says
“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
by silviasm September 2, 2022
Get the keyboard cowboymug. 
A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams
by Darianyen September 27, 2025
Get the Cowboys Ridemug. A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"
by Agent_007 November 23, 2014
Get the Cowboy Copmug. has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, tweets about how they can treat girls right but fucks over every girl they’ve ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
Get the twitter cowboymug.