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Condom belt

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.
I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.
by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024
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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Condensate System

A system that has cooled to the point where its components lose individual identity and begin behaving as a single quantum entity—a macroscopic manifestation of microscopic coherence. Condensate systems are what happens when parts become so aligned that they function as one. Perfectly synchronized teams are condensate systems—individual egos dissolve into collective flow. Deeply aligned relationships can become condensate systems—two people thinking, feeling, acting as one. Religious congregations in moments of collective transcendence become condensate systems—individual boundaries blur into shared experience. Condensate systems are rare, precious, and fragile—warm them slightly and they dissolve back into separate particles. They're the closest most of us come to experiencing unity.
Example: "The jazz quartet played for three hours, and somewhere in the second set, they became a condensate system. Individual egos dissolved, conscious thought stopped, and the music played itself through them. Later, none of them could remember who'd played what—they'd become a single quantum entity, expressing itself through four bodies. The audience felt it too. Everyone left changed, though no one could say exactly how."
by Abzunammu February 16, 2026
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condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.
DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”
by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025
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Condeezy

mohammed how do u not have condeezys”
by michaelsussssy March 10, 2025
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condom

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
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