professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

Bergen Community College

Two-year public college located in Paramus and Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Typically serves the high schoolers who were unable to get into a real school, and is considered to be a joke to the students. Also, the destination for over half of high school graduating classes.

John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.

by Dumb Bergen Kid December 7, 2009

community college

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.

Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.

by Big D May 2, 2004

College Football

First began as a sport in New Jersey c. 1869 between Princeton and Rutgers. The game is a unique blend of soccer and rugby with a distinctly American style. Today football played between universities, "college football," is the nation's most attended sporting event and contains far more pagentry, tradition, and soul than professional football.

Time to grab a beer, fire up the grill, open the tailgate, listen to the band, and enjoy America's REAL pastime....college football.

by FootballHistorian November 1, 2005

Joe College

Joe College is the kid on campus that everybody wants at their parties. Kid always has his own party-packs, full of beers, pot, ADHD meds, and variety of other substances he could get his hands on (ex: half pack of cigs he stole from his roommate, Skoal, flavored condoms, and 151). He has no problem sacrificing his brains cells to complete that last cup chug before going out or ripping a whole pack of hoons to win a gentlemen's bet. Joe is a hero and an idol. When you look in the mirror, you want to see Joe College looking back.

-Yo did you hear Joe College did a butt funnel last night?

-Man that kid is tubular, but he's no Joe College.

-OO that kid's Joe College, he can do his homework, drink 5 nights a week, and he still manages to find to get laid once in a while.

by God's Gift to Partying July 24, 2010

college

a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you

why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?

college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies

by dr teeth December 8, 2003

College Terrace

Commonly referred to as "The CT", College Terrace is the hardest, most gangster part of town in Palo Alto. People get robbed on the daily and homicides are very common. The most dangerous street in particular is Harvard St., where pitbulls run loose and thugs roll dice on the corner

College Terrace is home to some of the most thug hoodratz in PA!

by razorthug August 10, 2008