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Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
by MissNinja December 27, 2009
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Pink Christmas

When you have a mostly female orgy on Christmas.
John: So bro, what'd you do over the break?
Steve: I went to Julie's place and she had a couple more people over and we had a Pink Christmas.
by Ya Boy, MicSwayney November 23, 2013
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Black Christmas

When you steal Christmas presents rather than give them.
Perfectly showcased presents by the window. Time to get black Christmas on this house.
by MerryFckingChristmas November 24, 2015
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Christmahanukwanzaas

a combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa but differs from others by starting and ending with parts of "Christmas"
Merry Christmahanukwanzaas and Happy New Year!
by awesomeselflover1024 December 20, 2010
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white christmas

This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.
Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009
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christmas

Christmas has many origins pagan and christian but the christmas tree originally came around in the 14th century i believe it would be hung upside down and represented the christian triad, meaning the father son and holy ghost. Evergreen trees were chosen because of their conic shape which if viewed only two dimensional looks like a triangle and represents the triad.
yay christmas a temporary end to an economic repression
by medium pimpin matt December 29, 2003
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