Christie

An absolute bad ass bitch

Loves potatoes and likes to party hard. Is always fun to be around and is the life of the party. Obsessed over one boy.

Christie can sometimes be a bitch

I wish I could be like Christie

by Cookie lover123 June 15, 2020

armchair christian

The act of a person being extremely upset when another person say they don't believe in the man made God. Proceeds to tell that person they will go to hell when they die, but in turns never goes to church or contributes to the church in any fashion.

Frank: "No, I don't go to church, I really don't believe in the man made God."

Ted: "You're going to hell when you die!"

Frank: "When was the last time you were in church?"

Ted: "25 years ago, I have not gone back after my confirmation."

Frank: "Yes, so tell me again how I am going to hell, but you're not???" "Must be nice to be an Armchair Christian."

by sandmonkey01 April 6, 2014

The christiano ronaldo

To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself

I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo

by Thejuicykahuna October 4, 2019

Christ on a trike

Said as a form of exclamation.

"Christ on a trike, did you see that?!"

by Col Mac September 27, 2007

Christian

this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know

Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice

Christian is one of my best friends and he's amazing.

by Christine15 October 4, 2010

El Sobrante Christian School

The gayest school ever in where saying retarded or gay will get you a detention. You can get a detention for almost anything there, you can get suspended for bumping into people. The Jr. High is the worst the high school is gay too though. Its RETARDED, what ms wells gonna give me a detention???

Dude im so glad im going El Sobrante Christian School, im going to PV for High School another your at el sob i woulda jumped off a building

by Whiteboyapples March 16, 2009

Christine

A demonicly posessed 1958 Plymouth Fury (from the Stephen King novel of the same title) that tries to help it's original owner return from death by bewitching a teen-aged outcast into becoming the host as well as killing all of his enemies and anyone else who attempts to interfere with "her" plans.

George LeBay: "*Her* name's Christine."

Arnie Cunningham: "I like that." -Christine the movie.

by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006