chinese work day

a long time spent doing something usually tedious.

#1. I just spent a Chinese work day taking my SAT's.

#2. I just been shoppin' @ the mall for like a Chinese work day.

#3. Reese Witherspoon's chin is longer than a Chinese work day.

by piggychunks March 31, 2009

Chinese Chili

Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.

Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!

by Robin Masters January 19, 2011

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

chinese fire kitten

The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.

When JV rides the chinese fire kitten into the sunset, all wars will end.

by I am the chosen one October 9, 2013

chinese firewall

A logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server.

The server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements.

by dballee November 26, 2013

chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013

Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.

Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"

by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014