okay, bex and gem, shut up you stupid bitches. A chavs vocabulary consits of: Fuck, innit, m8, rocky-ps (rockports) berty crew (fuck only knows) and sk8ter scum (fuck you's too...) They wear GAY GAY GAY clothes have cheap jewellery, have clothes that are so fuckin' expensive they make up for the naf jewellery and wear enough make-up to make a full-size model of Russia.
Giv' us sum fags' like, you stupid sk8ers, or we'll fuckin do you in like. It's gay innit bein' a goth, you're all gay if you don't wear fuckin ocky-ps like. Right?
by the superior mulletman February 3, 2004
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- Remember, don't feed him, don't look at his eyes, and by all means, walk slowly.
by The Complete Truth January 10, 2008
Get the hugo chavez mug.a chav is a group of people that hang around in towns,wearing sport werar like nike or something, and when they see emo's or goths they shout abuse at them and ofthen beat them up for just being what they are.
chav1:hey look guys deres one of dem slit-your-wrists emos!!
chav2:oh my daze!! lets go and kick da shit out of it!!
chav3:yeah cum on den!! all chavs run up and beat up the emo!!! poor emo!!:(
chav2:oh my daze!! lets go and kick da shit out of it!!
chav3:yeah cum on den!! all chavs run up and beat up the emo!!! poor emo!!:(
by scenekids_forever! November 4, 2006
Get the chavs mug.hilarious person who takes up too much space on the couch and/or invades personal bubbles and uses smokeless tobacco. dudes want to be him, and girls want to be with him.
by mefdgvsdfhtydkytfu February 2, 2009
Get the chavis mug.Chav are scum they have this idea that they are the most important people around and that anyone who is not a chav is like dirt WRONG! they are the dirt.
They stand around in groups of at least a minimum of 5 people incase they get into a fight,theyre wimps really it takes 5 chavs to take on a normal person or they get too scared and run off.
They hang around on street corners trying to look "gangsta",thats 1 of theyre words from theyre limited vocabulary.some of their words from their language include,gangsta,bruv,in da house,wat you looking at,ya starting,got any fags mate,i got totally pissed last night,and number 1 on the top 10 chav remarks INNIT but still the list go's on.There is no point trying to communicate with a chav you will get more of a understandable response from a dog even a wall,and any reply you do get back you wont understand.Anyt response you think you do understand believe me you dont.They think that burberry and hoodies make you look cool but really they just look like twats
They like the idea of have a criminal record because they think it makes them "ard".They are constantly getting given ASBO's (anti social behaviour order).Some of the even stupider ones try to look cool by shaving half their eyebrow off.One big question WHY!.The boy chavs are usually obsessed with football(soccer for you americans) and bmx bikes
The chav way of having fun is by looking "ard" on street corners listening to music on their mobiles where you can even understand what they are saying.staying out all night then dont go to school the next day because of hang overs.
They ignore the fact that you are standing there.For instance say there is a 10 ft gap either side of you a chav will walk straight into you as if your not there then not only that but you get a remark like (watch where your going or ya starting).Chavs have no manners such as your walking along and they walk into you or hit you and if you think your going to hear sorry or excuse me you wont.If anything they will try to start a fight with you.If you walk within 10 ft of a chav you will get abuse thrown at you.
I could keep going all day but i have stuff do unlike a chav.
In a summary
1.stay away from chavs
2.dont try to communicate with a chav it wont work
3.if you are a chav youre a very sad person
4.you will find chavs in their natural habitat around street corners or outside off licencis asking for alchohol
5.learn to spot the sign asnd you can see the twats 100 yards off
6most people have better things to do in life rather than be a chav
7.you will find them stacking shelves in your local shopping center
8.they havbe no future plans apart from what you doing the saturday night
9.Chavs are scum
10.and the scariest of all in a couple of years these people will be bringing up the future generation and running the country
They stand around in groups of at least a minimum of 5 people incase they get into a fight,theyre wimps really it takes 5 chavs to take on a normal person or they get too scared and run off.
They hang around on street corners trying to look "gangsta",thats 1 of theyre words from theyre limited vocabulary.some of their words from their language include,gangsta,bruv,in da house,wat you looking at,ya starting,got any fags mate,i got totally pissed last night,and number 1 on the top 10 chav remarks INNIT but still the list go's on.There is no point trying to communicate with a chav you will get more of a understandable response from a dog even a wall,and any reply you do get back you wont understand.Anyt response you think you do understand believe me you dont.They think that burberry and hoodies make you look cool but really they just look like twats
They like the idea of have a criminal record because they think it makes them "ard".They are constantly getting given ASBO's (anti social behaviour order).Some of the even stupider ones try to look cool by shaving half their eyebrow off.One big question WHY!.The boy chavs are usually obsessed with football(soccer for you americans) and bmx bikes
The chav way of having fun is by looking "ard" on street corners listening to music on their mobiles where you can even understand what they are saying.staying out all night then dont go to school the next day because of hang overs.
They ignore the fact that you are standing there.For instance say there is a 10 ft gap either side of you a chav will walk straight into you as if your not there then not only that but you get a remark like (watch where your going or ya starting).Chavs have no manners such as your walking along and they walk into you or hit you and if you think your going to hear sorry or excuse me you wont.If anything they will try to start a fight with you.If you walk within 10 ft of a chav you will get abuse thrown at you.
I could keep going all day but i have stuff do unlike a chav.
In a summary
1.stay away from chavs
2.dont try to communicate with a chav it wont work
3.if you are a chav youre a very sad person
4.you will find chavs in their natural habitat around street corners or outside off licencis asking for alchohol
5.learn to spot the sign asnd you can see the twats 100 yards off
6most people have better things to do in life rather than be a chav
7.you will find them stacking shelves in your local shopping center
8.they havbe no future plans apart from what you doing the saturday night
9.Chavs are scum
10.and the scariest of all in a couple of years these people will be bringing up the future generation and running the country
by Sam T November 7, 2008
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You shouldnt waste your time trying to locate someone by the name of Charles Chaves who hails from Chinese Czechoslovakia because such person does not exist.
You shouldnt waste your time trying to locate someone by the name of Charles Chaves who hails from Chinese Czechoslovakia because such person does not exist.
by Gheyellah August 17, 2006
Get the Charles Chavez of Chinese Czechoslovakia mug.The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.
Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?
Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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