Captain Cuddles

What Hannah Montana (aka Miley Stewart{aka Miley Cyrus}) called her stuffed animal in an episode of 'Hannah Montana'.

Hannah Montana: "I love Captain Cuddles"
Cool Girl: "Your weird! Why do you treat a stuffed animal as a real animal"??

by JewelLeeana February 10, 2009

captaincapooky

a badass mofo who is insanely good at call of duty and will pwn your ass anyday.

damn! captaincapooky just raped me hard!!

by mittenswillkillyou June 12, 2010

Captain AwesomeFace

The coolest man that ever lived, he has a dick like Jesus.

Paul: " Hey McDizzle22 you rock this Playstation network."
McDizzle22: " I know, I'm Captain AwesomeFace get in line to kiss my ass."

by Deadite80 June 20, 2010

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

twerk team captain

A white chick that thinks she can twerk better than a black chick

Look at beth she thinks shes the twerk team captain "YOU WHITE"

by Asol April 17, 2014

cheerleading co-captain

girl who is second-best to the real cheerleading captain. usually follows the captain around, and tries to have a higher part in the squad(even though shes not much better than the rest of the team)
*but sometimes they can also be very good cheerleaders, just too wanna-bee or too much of a follower to be an actual captain.

Person 1- Are you the captain of the cheerleading squad?
Co-captain- no, im the cheerleading co-captain
person 1- oh.

by fdsljfhoewu October 28, 2009

Captain Balls

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004