Captain AwesomeFace

The coolest man that ever lived, he has a dick like Jesus.

Paul: " Hey McDizzle22 you rock this Playstation network."
McDizzle22: " I know, I'm Captain AwesomeFace get in line to kiss my ass."

by Deadite80 June 19, 2010

The Vince Vaughn

When one sexual partner uses the other partners penis to pretend they are telling jokes into a microphone.

In the middle of a bj, she gave me The Vince Vaughn with a knock knock joke. I lost my boner.

by Deadite80 September 25, 2021