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The coolest man that ever lived, he has a dick like Jesus.
Paul: " Hey McDizzle22 you rock this Playstation network."
McDizzle22: " I know, I'm Captain AwesomeFace get in line to kiss my ass."
by Deadite80 June 18, 2010
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When one sexual partner uses the other partners penis to pretend they are telling jokes into a microphone.
In the middle of a bj, she gave me The Vince Vaughn with a knock knock joke. I lost my boner.
by Deadite80 September 25, 2021
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