Snooty Call

A late night drunk text to a drug dealer, or friend that is notorious for having cocaine.

Ugh, I feel terrible. I made a snooty call last night and was up until 6am.

by punmaster93 November 14, 2017

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019

International "call Marcus wet day"

On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:

Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"

Marcus: What did you call me?

Person 1: A wetty

Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum

Hello Zak, happy International "call Marcus wet day", will you indeed call him saturated?

by Lumposter June 7, 2021

Better Call Saul

What you do when you break bad. A spin off from Breaking Bad.

Walter White: I better call Saul while Breaking Bad in the middle.

by Viscount Druitt September 3, 2022

Barnyard Roll Call

A phrase used at mid-west fairs that begins the chorus of everyone within ear-shot making any type of animal sound.

When attending the MN state fair, Barnyard Roll Call was exclaimed and I mooed.

Someone said Barnyard Roll Call and everyone made animal sounds.

by blakebears2010 October 7, 2009

academic booty call

When you hit up someone you barely know late at night and you're only looking for one thing: homework help.

This is due in six hours and I'm getting desperate...I think it's time for an academic booty call. "Heyyyyy this is Jenny from English class, have you started the project?"

by beaniemorton April 12, 2014

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014