Crandy 

Crotch candy

When you crave candy so bad, even if the candy fell in someone's lap, you'd lunge your head forward to get the crandy (crotch candy).

Crandy by Rio8rosco May 7, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy 

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

Crank that Soulja Boy by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank Session 

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours

We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session

Crank Session by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022

Crank my cudgel 

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

Crank my cudgel by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

crank it and spank it by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Crankerling 

Something that starts to crinkle up as it gets cranking.

The paper on the fire started crankerling…

Crankerling by d_mountain_goat August 20, 2022

Crankshawed 

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

Crankshawed by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022