The Breakfast Club

An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)

The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis

*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!

The Breakfast Club by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

Jockanese Breakfast 

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.

"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"

Jockanese Breakfast by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

School Breakfast by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021

Indian Breakfast 

Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.

Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.

Indian Breakfast by Grizzel Bear December 16, 2021

Whores breakfast 

When a man pours a cracked egg inside his companions asshole. She then farts the egg into the frying pan, cooks it and eats it.

Would you like a whores breakfast

Whores breakfast by Deltacash April 12, 2023

Left foot volley breakfast 

The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey

"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"

Left foot volley breakfast by Sutas October 27, 2009

Propper Belgum Breakfast

The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.

Propper Belgum Breakfast by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010