When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.
by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018
Get the ranchero breakfastmug. When two females shave their heads and pour syrup on their tits.Then the male continues to ejaculate into their eyes while dipping waffles on the females heads and shoving them up his anal cavity.
I had such an amazing Guatemalan Breakfast this morning,I won't be able to shit sideways for a few months!
by Twisted peddler 90 April 5, 2017
Get the Guatemalan breakfastmug. PLS I'M BRAZILIAN AND I DON'T EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST 🤢THATS DISGUSTING WTF!!! I EAT BREAD, CEREAL BUT NOT SHIT!!! ANYTHING BUT SHIT 😭
by seggsynexono February 24, 2024
Get the Brazillian Breakfastmug. When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.
Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!
by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024
Get the Breakfast Sausagemug. Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015
Get the Breakfast Sausage Hot Dogmug. 
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
Get the Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfastmug.