Joe Baker

Weed. Also known as "the happy plant." The term Joe Baker is used when calling a random girl that you do not know to get this weed. And it is also safe to say around your parents and older relatives that will tell the police about your drug use.

Reed: I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of Joe Baker, and I need some weed.

Random Girl: Out of stock.

Reed: That's a shame.

by Lauren/Janelle September 20, 2009

clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

by has every synonym for nameless been taken? September 19, 2008

half baked

a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....

by smurfy May 19, 2004

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would bake my scrod if they saw me in this getup.

by Born Blitzed December 9, 2008

Baker

a hella tight mountain in washington state

many who go there smoke weed

lets get baked at baker

by rockinitfolyf February 24, 2009

Bake a cake

Sexual intercourse. Parents often say this when they're around child(ren) or when children walk in on them.

Kid: What are you doing in the bed with mommy?
Dad: We're about to bake a cake.
Kid: Can I join?
Dad: This is a very special cake. Only 2 people can make it.

by Sam Leisenring April 11, 2015

Half Baked Thug

A man/woman that steals potent marijuana to sell to raise money to get a friend out of a bad situation.

Your half baked thug selling that purple to get Kenny out of prison.

by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003