by michael and andrew November 7, 2010
Get the loner boner mug.An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.
Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.
by Kimotep October 12, 2009
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When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan
Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now
by Niggerpocalypse February 11, 2010
Get the Sloaner Boner mug.John: so I helped her move out.
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner
by purple toothbrush October 12, 2009
Get the Pro Boner mug.When you do something to get you extra points or more credit on a school assignment in a sexual way.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
This is by doing something sexual to get the teacher's attention, and give them a boner, hense the name "boner points".
This usually applies to girls trying to get good grades or extra credit from their male teachers.
Some examples of attempts to achieve boner points are bending down so the teacher can see down your shirt, saying a ton of "that's what she saids" in your presentation, or having your visual aid for the presentation have pictures that look suspiciously like something else (like having the number 69 a lot or having drawings be shaped suggestively).
The people who try and get boner points are usually girls who are easy and care about getting a good grade without actually using intelligence.
Most decent teachers do not fail for boner points, but a few pervy ones will.
Guy: Why did Circe keep dropping things and bending down to pick them up during her presentation?
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
Girl: She wanted to show off her boobs to try and get boner points from the teacher.
by Cuchilla October 27, 2009
Get the Boner Points mug.A hardening of the penis when sexually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk
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