by Chapacabra September 4, 2010
Get the Giggle bonermug. When an erection occurs involuntarily in response to an inappropriate stimulus and a conflict between logic and biologic arises resulting in a state of terror, embarrassment or squirmyness.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
This condition arises predominantly in situations where the catalyst is vile, repulsive or undesirable and against all better judgement, you get an erection.
A Squirm Boner occurs when:
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
A nasty trailer trash dance-queen drunk on lady's night well-drinks uses a fist of sausage fingers to grope your junk on the dance floor.
When you realize the sexy asian girl you are fapping to is actually a boy
when your cousin is forced to sit on your lap in the back seat of your dads car while driving on a bumpy road.
When you accidently brush up against a 90 year old woman in a swimming pool.
by eats tribbles October 20, 2011
Get the Squirm Bonermug. by BLS13 August 28, 2009
Get the boner orangemug. The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)
Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...
Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?
by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011
Get the Boner-flipmug. by boner pit miner September 28, 2008
Get the Boner pitmug. Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011
Get the Boner alertmug. Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."
Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."
Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
by Raging Wop July 5, 2010
Get the Purple Bonermug.