blender

Oral sex from a girl with braces

Temitra gave Dom a blender when they were hella crunk.

by Brett Everhart April 24, 2006

blind gardian

A misspelling of Blind Guardian, a power metal band from Germany. Only n00bs spell Blind Guardian like this.

omg i r got blind gardian albim frm rekord stor 2day

by JakeTheRipper June 3, 2006

blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 8, 2003

British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.

ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too

by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010

old blind bob

A slang term for the penis originating from an asian tale ,which dates back to a time of dragons, and samurais which would run around chopping peoples heads off for no reason. The penis is given this name beacuase it is as if it has an eye but closed, or even blinded like the old man in the ancient asian tale....a tale about a blind old asian man....named bob..........

"Her gaping vagina was no match for old blind bob"

"He may be blind but, even the blind are able to do great things....if u catch my drift.....the drift about us engaging in some A-time"

by mofuka January 6, 2005