by brody and carl April 8, 2008
Get the chode blasting taint ticklermug. The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
by GoGoRowdyDriver October 14, 2010
Get the Muslim Picture Pump and Blastmug. (noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
by necro April 22, 2005
Get the Ass Blast from the Pastmug. The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
by burrning asshole December 5, 2010
Get the mountain-dew crawfish blastmug. April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020
Get the National Finger Blasting Daymug. by mexicanfoxnigga April 30, 2021
Get the Taco bell baja blastmug. by Slappdat January 7, 2018
Get the cum blasted lobster loadsmug.