Justin Beiber

A young female singer who believes she is a man.

JB Fan : OMG JUSTIN BEIBER'S THE HOTTEST GUY EVER!HE'S SO MATURE AND STUFF!AND I LOVE HIS VOICE!

JB Fan's Brother : If "he's" so mature,then why haven't his balls dropped yet?And why does "he" sound like a 7-year-old girl?

by Odd Dubious August 11, 2010

Justin Beiber

The only sixteen year old guy that hasn't had a voice change at all. He sings like a two year old girl who's sugar high and trying to sing Miley Cyrus music.

Another white boy trying to be a gangster.

HE DOESN'T SING WITH GIRLS BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID SOMEBODY WILL CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH THE OTHER SINGER.

When you first heard him, you thought he was a girl singing about a girl, didn't you?

Wait...she is a girl. OOPS!

You may confuse him with the chipmunks:

*THIS REALLY HAPPENED***

Friend: It's Justin Beiber!

Me: That's Alvin.

by yougivemewings August 25, 2010

Beaver

The nickname of the character of "Cassidy Casablancas" that starred on two seasons of "Veronica Mars" but committed suicide at end of S2.

ME: "I got Season 2 of Veronica Mars, and I watched the final episode of S2 last night, and all I can say is it was SO shocking!"
YOU: "I HATE Beaver! I can't believe what he did to Veronica and to Mac, and blowing up that plane, and I was SO shocked when he jumped off the roof!"

by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Beaver Tail

The male defecates (poops) in and around the woman's vagina lips. he then grabs his scrotum with his bare hands. and pats down the shit inside of her. All in all having a good time.

Wow i gave Carla the best Beaver tail last night! She will be cleaning it for years!

by Jagak November 25, 2009

beaverface

a less sever form of cuntface or cunthead

Yo, beaverface, get out of my way. You annoying the hell out of me, beaverface.

by i swear to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 12, 2006

Beaver Sharp

The term: Beaver Sharp is used to denote someone who instinctively knows how to get a woman into bed on the first date - A man who always scores with women and is a romancer, a dancer, a cunning player, whatever it takes.

man A: Man you aint that good looking but you always pull, how
come?
man B: well I guess thats coz I must be beaver sharp

by backdoortrojan May 6, 2008