Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Funny Bean

The bean someone was given at birth by their mother to make them funny. You can tell if somebody has been given the been if they have natural wit and good humour.

Olivia: "Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side"

Jemma: "Wow, you must have been born with the funny bean!"

by PerfectPercyPoo November 16, 2010

Alabama Bean Dip

The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.

I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night

by Mafia Game May 11, 2016

Big Bean

Xavier is no longer a smol bean but he has evolved into a big bean (he's still a cutie wootie though)

Xavi: Everyone listen up
Xavi: I have now become. A big bean

by tasuketekudasai September 5, 2016

meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008

hopped up on the bean

Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning

Dude at work: Yo, wtf is up with Allen? He is wired for sound this morning!

Other dude at work: He drank that whole pot of coffee, now he's hopped up on the bean.

by jlmgemini September 11, 2013

sexual beanbag

real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.

sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.

"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."

by BrownsvilleGirl April 6, 2005