ava baker

a noun to use when they do a disgusting act or something vile

“ew she just got a train ran on her”
“yeah she’s an ava baker”

by chasemorlockfan69 February 7, 2024

Concrete Balerina

A Person who is dabbling with the dark arts

He is a Concrete Balerina

by JCBee73 March 28, 2024

The Bameron

The act of showing a woman your dick in exchange for nudes over SnapChat.

A woman requesting the Bameron:

"I'll only show you my clam getting bashed with a hairbrush if you send a photo of your cock first." - her

"ok." - him
*attaches random blokes chopper from the internet*

by Gu5 May 21, 2024

complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025