turkey bacon 

A wannabe police officer. Often times obese "security" officers.

"Dude, yur going 20 over and there's a cop right there!"
"Cool it man, it's just some turkey bacon."

turkey bacon by Cazi October 27, 2005

asian bacon

Noun:
A person born in asia or of asian decent (perticularly oriental) who is just undeniable enthralling physically or mentally in either sexual or humoristic ways

Your friend John is such asian bacon! Invite him to your party!

asian bacon by Tamara and Cathryn September 3, 2008

taint bacon

The thick peanut encrusted stain left in the crotch of ones tighty whities. The cause of said stain is from weeks of wiping ones ass in a forward motion building muddy shit upon previously semi-dried turd skids. Maker of this concoction can peel from under britches and proceed to serve to guests with a light salad and vintage Bulgarian white wine.

Sally enjoyed a side salad, glass of dom perignon and a two inch thick slice o' me seasoned taint bacon

taint bacon by Wang Chunghung July 19, 2011

Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger 

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.

Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.

Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger by Lord Fuckface January 7, 2008

Batin' the Bacon 

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

Batin' the Bacon by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010

like bacon through a duck 

A regional phrase known in Northern Michigan, used to express an action occuring very quickly, usually in reference to food passing through the digestive system.

Oh man, I should have stayed away from those buffett tacos, they shot through me like bacon through a duck.

like bacon through a duck by warriorgregor76 March 26, 2010

Sea Bacon 

Smoked salmon; the bacon of the sea.

*Whilst eating smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel* Man this sea bacon is good!

Sea Bacon by Andrew & Zoe May 6, 2013