Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.

Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014

Buffat

A way of describing a person whose muscles are layered under fat.

Dude, that guy needs to put on a shirt because he thinks he's ripped, but he's really buffat.

by Jocelyn Grace April 10, 2007

buffet burps

Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.

Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea

Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room

by Ehmm Ayche February 11, 2009

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

Date Buffer

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"

2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."

by CptROFL September 6, 2010

commercial buffalo

A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.

After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.

by Chet Upnya June 12, 2018

Buffalo Bill tuck

the act when trying to hide the penis between the legs when having a boner, buffalo bill is a crazy nut job from the movie "The Silence of the Lambs" he tucks his penis between his legs when trying to be a women

situation1: you wake up in the morning and you have that morning wood, hot girl from school came to visit and theres no time for deflation, so you buffalo bill tuck it

situation2: in class the bell rings to alert the switching of classes, and for some bazaar reason as a punishment from heaven you get a boner, so in quick action you tuck that boner between your legs like a your burying a groundhog

by shapshifter December 20, 2009