August 16

August 16 is help your family day!

Sis/ bro: I can’t do my homework

You: it’s August 16 I’ll help you
Sis/bro: thanks :)

by Hxneybear August 15, 2021

August 16th

The day a man named Brooks Harris was born.

On August 16th, the best bro ever was born.

by TypicalB August 15, 2021

August 22

It’s where it all started.

“august 22 2020 is when dracotok first began” idk

by crying cats cymbal August 22, 2021

August 24th

National blow up a primary school day!

Hey dude, what day is it?
-It's August 24th! Wanna come with me to blow shit up?
-sure!

by Officer piggy wiggy August 23, 2021

august_cant_read

An amazing person on tiktok that deserves everything in the world COME ON THEY LOVE FEAR STREET

Me scrolling on tiktok
august_cant_read:im not on urban dictionary srsly I feel unloved

Me:ILL DO IT

by Emogirl551 September 4, 2021

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021

August 2nd

August 2nd is when all the hot people were born. Everyone born on this day is amazing, caring, kind and the type of person you want to be around. Get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day and keep them o he point of marriage

Person 1: omg did you see that girl I heard she was born on August 2nd

Person 2: of course she was she's gorgeous!

by starrylena November 22, 2021