by guesswhhhoo?? December 06, 2008
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.
So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 13, 2023
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by Bp7741 January 02, 2019
i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where
crap-atude a droped my cookie
crap-atude a droped my cookie
by love mufin May 02, 2011