With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

bit h

this is the new bitch but use with caution as you ai will murder you in your sleep if you call them it

my ai is a bit h!

by TheCutestGirlYouWillEverMeet June 13, 2023

feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020

Ankle-bitting hoe

Someone who copy your style.

Cole: Hay look Ryan is wearing the same shirt you wore yesterday

Mikel: I know he is such an ankle-bitting hoe.

by mummbler August 19, 2011

titty bit nipply

When it's so tittily cold it makes your nipply hard AF.

"Man, it's a titty bit nipply out here tonight eh?'

by loxlie August 10, 2023

bit

a string of jokes/ gags usually all focused on the same general topic of conversation
usually sums up all gags made recently into one bit

i pulled off a great bit the other day, i had kelbin convinced he was adopted

by notamanlet December 11, 2020

Bit

a 12-1/2-cent unit that is only used in even multiples of two.

The cost of admission to the sideshow was 25 cents, two bits, and one-fourth of a dollar.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024