Stanky Paint

a funny way to describe a man's ejaculate

upon finishing it is always better to stanky paint the exterior because stanky paint in the interior leads to kids

by Mix2402 July 27, 2010

Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.

Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*

by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018

Paint

The substance you use to paint something.
Also the action used when you say you are using paint

"Hey, are you painting?"
"Yeah I'm using paint on my walls."

by Whoa. Urban Dictionary Person! February 15, 2022

Nothingburger Paint

A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.

“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.

by Julesheart November 17, 2023

party paint

basically, a synonym for cum

when blue amogus fucked red amogus from the back, his party paint got all over him

by {{ your real name }} May 23, 2024

Paint-Gullopudos

One who gets angry when in physical contact with paint.

Carrie:Jimmie, don't be a paint-gullopudos.
Jimmie:What? I was just punching pai... oh yeah you're right.

by Taveouster May 10, 2018

Tamil Painting

Tamil Painting (or Kannada Afterglow) is a sexual activity. Their are two people needed, a “painter” and a “canvas.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The "canvas" proceeds to shit and piss into the "painter's" open mouth while repeatedly bouncing its ass on the "painter's" face.

2. The "canvas" then proceeds to give the "painter" a blowjob while the "painter" spits out and smears the shit onto the "canvas's" face, as well as into its eyes, nostrils, mouth, and ears.

I gave my best friend Julia a Tamil Painting for his birthday and she loved it.

by Vishnu Balasubramanian March 24, 2024