Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.
by T-rav7 February 04, 2010
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duck shoe mentality

a person who, when in an argument, must go out of his way to counteract every valid point the opposition has, usually based on absolutely nothing
you have a duck shoe mentality, thus you are a faggot
by duck_shoe February 02, 2005
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car to table shoes

Shoes used to take massive shits in while driving down the road that can later be taken to the table to be emptied out. The excrement is then served as a traditional Mexican dish.
I filled up my car to table shoes three times today during my hour commute to work. We gonna be eating good for a couple of days!
by El Poopstersaurus November 08, 2018
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Goody Two-Shoes

Someone who always follows "the rules" or authority to the letter. Traditionally, used to disparage, due to such a person's either perceived inherent rejection or disapproval of others' actions or deeds. Perhaps inflexible with "rebellious" actions and people.
In Ebonics, you might say to a goody two-shoes jokingly, "You the POLICE"
by Stonedsaver November 06, 2019
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big blue shoe

Tooshort4's amazing song, DJMO loves it.
Tooshort has a big blue shoeee...
by Random April 17, 2005
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Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.
"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."
by Weiner Tits January 01, 2014
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Goody Two-Shoes

A Goody Two-Shoes is a girl that is a no good "Angel" that never gets caught for doing anything she does bad.
by Jayve October 02, 2004
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