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you get me so tight

getting your butthole tight. nothing like a good butt clenching.
definitely not about being upset at something.
Oh you get me so tight. (my butt is getting tight)
by FrickTACAN March 1, 2018
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lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.
Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006
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never gonna run around and desert you

A common saying used to surprisingly rickroll people
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
You've been rickrolled.
by FCCRickRoll250 April 27, 2021
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You know what we should do

A phrase usually uttered before a terrible idea.
Steve:You know what we should do?

Bill:No, what?

Steve:Build a castle, on top of a car. It's like a motorhome for kings!
by Hairinista April 23, 2012
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what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
by hai_bai September 7, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.
by SimplyRidiculous January 4, 2018
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Can I paint you baby blue?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?
by LAFONDAAA January 15, 2009
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