you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

"I have to tell you something" moment

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks

The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...

by afroman473 July 23, 2009

love you lotties like jelly totties

something you say when saying bye

"cya, love you lotties like jelly totties"
"bye lulljt"

by alybby July 27, 2006

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

I hope you don't reproduce

A common response in a debate--usually on an online forum--when a person can't really refute their opponent's argument but wants to sound intelligent anyway.

Person A: "'The Wizard of Oz' is the greatest cinematic achievement of the 20th century."
Person B: "What a ridiculous thing to say! What about 'Star Wars?' 'The Breakfast Club?' Or 'The Matrix?'"
Person A: "'The Wizard of Oz' is more quotable, had better character and plot development, appealed to a larger audience and still dazzles fans with it's comparatively primitive special effects to this day."
Person B: "'The Wizard of Oz' sucks and I hope you don't reproduce, you have no business being a parent."
Person A: "I see. You must have developed your debate skills in an American public school. Nice."

by kevthenurse January 22, 2014

all you can eat buffet

an action where a girl gets eaten our as much as the man wants to eat

Jim ate Haley out like an all you can eat buffet

by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006

You think you're better than me?!

The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".

Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.

Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!

-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...

by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006